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Our own bomb sniffer

“This breed is used by forces all over the world to sniff bombs, drugs and other contraband.” The kennel guy said. We were looking for a pup as a pet, who could grow big and intelligent. I was goin...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on September 4, 2021

Gut feeling

“We will miss the flight”. Wife said. We were on the way to airport for our maiden overseas venture. There were some traffic issues like jams and snarls. I was apprehensive too. “How can you say t...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on August 28, 2021

Piece of mind versus peace of mind

“I have this very irritating colleague at office.” The friend said. “You should learn to ignore him.” I advised from my experience. “That is what I been doing till now. But today it spilled over,...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on August 21, 2021

Mummies: Dead versus living

“I want to go to Egypt.” It was more of rhetoric than a conversation starter. “And why such a pyramid of thought,” my friend asked while scrolling his mobile phone. “I will see the mummies,” pat ...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on August 14, 2021

Who is cooking tonight?

Husband – “Way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Wife – “Here are my observation on that pathway: This is such an archaic theory, holds true only if you still believe earth is flat. It...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on August 7, 2021

Idiot box to smart TV and vice versa viewers

Charles Francis Jenkins was the guy who invented TV. “What is that idiot looking box you are tinkering with?” the wife asked in an irritated voice. She was addressing Charles Francis Jenkins. “I ...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on July 31, 2021

Distress of the dog who was labelled greedy

Tommy was no ordinary dog. City dogs are either fully domesticated or fully stray. Domesticated ones are really pampered and usually travel by car. Stray ones are busy evading the stones thrown by...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on July 24, 2021

Bask under the mask

“Whose mask is that?” Wife asked as she sat in my car. She was pointing to a mask lying on the floor. And it had lipstick marks on it. My eyes were ready to pop out of the sockets. Heart was alrea...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on July 17, 2021

Transmission Loss

I always wanted to be singer. Okay, may be that is taking things too far. Not always, I wanted to be a singer when I was in college. Actually, I just wanted to sing few songs that would be apprec...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on July 10, 2021

Travesty Of Reverse Osmosis

Prologue: It is a difficult job to wring double bed sheets. I learnt it the hard way. Everyone is becoming more and more conscious about quality of drinking water. We learnt it from our cousins an...

Posted by Gurpreet Singh Battu on July 3, 2021